Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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