It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He kissed a someone with a penis
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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