My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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