About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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