I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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