WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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