Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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