I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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