Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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