This is not my ceiling
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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