i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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