Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
