i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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