I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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