problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
be right there i have to get my cape
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Randomize
