That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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