he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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