Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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