you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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