U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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