How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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