So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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