What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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