On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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