i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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