I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
