out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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