question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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