Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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