I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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