I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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