I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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