How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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