What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
So many bounce houses so little time
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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