he told me I talked like a deaf person
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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