I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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