Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
