I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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