I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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