I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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