Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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