Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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