I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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