sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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