Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
