We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We had sex on a dog bed..
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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