your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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