i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
