question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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