Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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